Coleening 

The act of excluding a friend from a social event

I'm not invited to your drinks party tomorrow - are you Coleening me?

Coleening by leftout March 10, 2019

cleaning up eggs 

Eating out a girl on her period

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”

cleaning up eggs by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020

Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012

urban dic cleaning 

The removal of excess definitions on Urban Dictionary.

"Man, dickles has like a hundred shitty definitions. It's time for an urban dic cleaning"

urban dic cleaning by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

cleaning 

(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.

"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."

cleaning by Mrdddddddddddddddddd December 28, 2005

Cleaning the House 

The process of eating a high fiber diet over the course of several days in an effort clear out your bowels.

Dude...I am cleaning the house. Today I ate a fat bowl of oatmeal, a whole head of broccoli, brown rice covered in refried beans, and like a pound of carrots. This deuce is going to be EPIC.

Cleaning the House by Branderson December 2, 2010

Cleaning up eggs 

What Michael Reeves does best according to LilyPichu

Ever since last year, he's been cleaning up eggs - LilyPichu

Cleaning up eggs by ElonMosque September 22, 2020