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Cognitext 

Definition:
1. When a writer creates a written work that takes into account the reader's knowledge, comprehension, and thought processes, in order to create content that is accessible, engaging, and relatable.
2. It denotes a method of writing or a type of text that is constructed with deep attention to the cognitive processes of the reader. It's a thoughtful approach that aims to engage the reader's cognitive abilities, promoting comprehension and learning.

Cognitext can refer to any type of writing that is intended to promote cognitive engagement and deeper learning. This could include textbooks, academic papers, instructional materials, or any other type of writing that seeks to convey complex ideas and information in a clear and accessible way. Cognitexts are typically characterized by an emphasis on clarity, organization, and accessibility, with a focus on presenting information in a way that is easy to comprehend and remember.

The goal of cognitext is to promote deep learning and understanding, helping readers to retain and apply the information presented in the text.
Overall, "Cognitext" is a useful and concise term for describing writing that is designed to engage the reader's cognitive abilities and promote deeper understanding, making it a valuable tool for educators, researchers, and writers in a wide range of fields.
1. "The professor's lectures were a prime example of Cognitext, presenting complex theories and ideas in a way that was accessible and engaging for all students."
2. "The textbook was an excellent example of Cognitext, using clear and concise language and helpful visuals to promote deep learning and understanding."
3. "The company's training materials were a great example of Cognitext, using interactive exercises and practical examples to help employees learn and retain key concepts."
4. The author's cognitext approach made the highly technical subject matter accessible to readers from various backgrounds.
5. The science communicator excels in creating cognitext, ensuring that complex concepts are easily understandable by a wide audience.
6. The editor praised the writer for crafting a compelling cognitext that engaged readers of all levels of expertise.
7. By focusing on developing cognitext, the textbook author helped students grasp difficult concepts and fostered an enjoyable learning experience.
8. The company's user manual was written as a cognitext, taking into account the diverse technical knowledge of its customers, which led to fewer support inquiries.
Cognitext by zora.0 May 12, 2023

Coincidexcellence 

When an occasion is thus- a coincidence resulting in excellence, or of any major benefit to any person/s involved in the instance of such occasion.
"Heath is hitchhiking to a party, on his way down the M25, a car pulls over blaring out jungle. Not only were they going to the party, but they had lots of good energy, knew his mother and they also had a spare seat." - A moment of coincidexcellence

Coincidentic 

Like coincidence but it is describing it specifically
1: Ahh the parcels have arrived

2:Thats a very coincidentic time for them in december
Coincidentic by Alfuron December 4, 2019

coincimental

A coincidence that is far to outlandish to be real this being coincimental.
"coinci" part of the word coming from coincidence meaning:a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance.
And the "mental" part of the word coming from the slang and informal usage: slightly daft; out of one's mind; crazy.
Basically a beefing up of the word coincidence.
You and a friend seperatly go shopping for an outfit for a party. Upon arriving at the party both your outfits are identical. "Thats fucking coincimental mate".
coincimental by Peet_poo April 4, 2008

Coincident 

The dent ALREADY ON the exact spot of the car you near nearly drove into.
"I was on my way down to the Yentagon when some joker cuts me off. And wouldn't you know it... total coincident! Right on the fender I was about to slam into!"

As they don't say:

"Better a coincident than a $500 deductible."
Coincident by Ezra Soiferman January 9, 2004

Coincidentally ironic 

When some is a coincidence but it is also ironic
When you work at a knife factor but you forget to take one for yourself to use for a party. This would be deemed coincidentally ironic.
Coincidentally ironic by ser240 January 3, 2021
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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