coincimental

A coincidence that is far to outlandish to be real this being coincimental.
"coinci" part of the word coming from coincidence meaning:a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance.
And the "mental" part of the word coming from the slang and informal usage: slightly daft; out of one's mind; crazy.
Basically a beefing up of the word coincidence.

You and a friend seperatly go shopping for an outfit for a party. Upon arriving at the party both your outfits are identical. "Thats fucking coincimental mate".

coincimental by Peet_poo April 4, 2008

Condimental Divide 

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

Condimental Divide by JRadimus April 10, 2011

condimental 

To over-estimate how many condiments such as salt, pepper, hot sauce or ketchup packets you needed to bring back with you to your table while dining at a fast food restaurant.

When grabbing way too many self-serve condiments, you become a mix of the words "condiment" and "mental".

Will: "Do we really need this many salt packets?"
Benjamin: "Sorry dude, I went a little bit condimental."

condimental by Joey L dot com April 21, 2009

condimental drift 

The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table

Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?

Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?

condimental drift by cyanocitta November 6, 2007

anti-condimentalist 

Someone who believes food tastes better plain and opposes using ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard or relish.

David Smith flat out refuses to try mayo on his turkey sandwich. He's such an anti-condimentalist!

anti-condimentalist by blemsickle March 1, 2011

Condimentalist 

Noun.

A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.

1. Phil: I'm going to have a salad

Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.

2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.

Condimentalist by P-Trainz&Amsz-Trainz December 1, 2010

contimental drift

1. the gradually transformation of an idea as it drifts off to different continents.

2. the separating or merging of the human consciousness.

The way Japanese and European hip hop differ from its American origins is an example of contimental drift.

contimental drift by kris takahashi April 24, 2009