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Usually upper middle class Caucasian women over the age of 40 who display cat-like tendencies, such as excessive preening, napping, and glaring at everyone as if no one lives up to their expectations. Caggetts are usually blonde, shop at places like Talbots or TJ maxx, and like to use words like "splurge" and "regiment". Their favorite meal is fruit salad. Although most caggetts fall into this demographic, anyone can exhibit caggetty tendency's. These Caggett-like actions include but are not limited to, frowning upon anyone overweight or with out a college degree, talking about how much better other peoples children are, freaking out about petty materialistic possessions.
Oh God, This baby shower is going to be infested with Caggetts. I dont know how im going to survive this Caggettry (caggett Pageantry)!
Caggett by Chigbot25 May 19, 2010
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A BetterTTV emote made by user underflowR on 3/24/2018, this emote is a simple derivative of Poggers by putting the Poggers emote on a cog, with the name being a portmanteau of the two.

Because of its similarity to Poggers, it's often used in a similar fashion to Poggers (i.e. excitement), though with an emphasis on mechanics.
*something insane happens on stream*
Chat: COGGERS
COGGERS by GeSix November 7, 2020

Congettioflucktion 

A way of saying congratulations to someone who has recently lost their virginity.
Congettioflucktion! Did you get any tounge?
Congettioflucktion by p0ke17 May 19, 2019
A young cougar in training. A woman of varying levels of attractive appearance in the age bracket 25-30 that actively seeks or 'hunts' for relationships with younger men (at least 5 years younger than them) in clubs, bars, parties, or any kind of sufficient social environment.
In his long hunt for cougars Steve totally landed a cougette.
Cougette by UmbraLupus August 3, 2009

Coggernaut 

A slang term for people who impersonate gay and/or British people.
Steve impersonated Edward (gay), Simon Cowell (British/gay), Ryan Seacrest (gay), and himself (questionable gender) all within one hour, hence making him a coggernaut.
Used to define the one and only ‘cagget’ his changed so much and we need to respect him
Cagget has changed.... his changed, his the best kid ever! Caggets a good kid
Cagget by Caggets best mate February 9, 2021