cogged 

Describes a person or situation when someone experiences substantial cognitive dissonance (abbreviated) and the 'cogs' of the mind get stuck.

He pointed out that animals are more cruel to each other in the wild than domesticated by humans. The PETA rep became silent, unsure how to respond. Looks like he's cogged.

cogged by Jimmawww July 9, 2021

Couged It

1. The inability to keep a lead in a sporting event;
a) to lose a game in the last minute or second.
b) to surrender a walk-off homerun or lose in sudden death

2. Incomplete; to not finish a task; to stop prematurely.

3. To be shot down in a social setting.

see also: Coug It
Orgin: This term is used by the alumni of Washington State University Cougars for their athletic teams lack of ability to win big games after holding large leads against top ranked teams and the University's archrival the University of Washington Huskies. Games are usually lost in the last seconds.

1. Wazzu couged it when the Huskies
kicked a field goal in the last second.

2. Mike was getting his freak but couged it before he hit her spot.

3. Mike couged it when he tried to get her number.

Couged It by Aph Roman February 27, 2004

Clogged Toilet 

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.

Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!

Clogged Toilet by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

COGGERS 

A BetterTTV emote made by user underflowR on 3/24/2018, this emote is a simple derivative of Poggers by putting the Poggers emote on a cog, with the name being a portmanteau of the two.

Because of its similarity to Poggers, it's often used in a similar fashion to Poggers (i.e. excitement), though with an emphasis on mechanics.

*something insane happens on stream*
Chat: COGGERS

COGGERS by GeSix November 7, 2020

G-dub couged it 

Doing something that's so idiotic that you may never be able to get over how stupid it really was.

"You really had a chance at that $100,000 but you really G-dub couged it with that Tim clark pick. What an idiot you will remember this for the rest of your life."

G-dub couged it by gdubgocougs February 23, 2010

Clogged dump 

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.

After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.

Clogged dump by 0MNIV0C4TI0N July 5, 2012

coged 

To accidentally shit on someone's dick after anal sex.

I was fucking this girl up the ass, and right as I pulled out, she coged on me.

coged by GGGG Sharpe January 17, 2008