Coffeeblow

When ya have a cup of coffee and a blow job

GIRLFRIEND.."good morning baby would you like some tea and biscuits or coffee and cornflakes or a coffeeblow?"
BOYFRIEND.. a coffeeblow
GIRLFRIEND.. (gobble,gobble)
BOYFRIEND.. (sip)

by Coffee and blow job May 26, 2019

Save Coffeeboy

A cry that has erupted from hundred of thousands of Ianto Jones fans after watching Russell T Davis ruthlessly kill him off in the latest series of Torchwood.

"Okay, first Tosh and Owen, now Ianto?? We're not letting you get away with it this time Russell T Death-Dealer.

Save Ianto Jones! Save Coffeeboy!"

by Caelieth July 25, 2009

coffeeboy

A person that will never ever be good enough for a real job, so they are stuck making coffee for people with real jobs.

That coffeeboy will be living with his parents forever.

That coffeeboy doesn't have a valid driver's license.

by the bruja January 7, 2010

Coffeeboy

It's kpop, Coffeeboy!

Coffeeboy

by Taenun June 6, 2022

coffeebot

A robot dedicated to brewing and/or drinking coffee. See also urn; drip coffee maker; percolator.

Hey, coffeebot, I'll take a regular house brew.

by coffeebot February 22, 2008

Sarasota Coffeebrew

A Sarasota Coffeebrew is a utilitarian US truckers’ breakfast known for its convenience, warmth, and protein content. It consists of freshly brewed black coffee poured over strips of beef jerky in a thermal mug or bowl. The hot liquid partially rehydrates the jerky, creating a meaty, caffeine-rich infusion. Over a few minutes, the jerky softens into a chewy, savoury gruel, combining the sharpness of curing spices with the bitterness of coffee. The dish can be drunk directly, spooned up like a stew, or sopped up with crusty bread. Common among long-haul drivers in Florida and the Southeast, the Sarasota Coffeebrew is valued for its ease of preparation, portability, and ability to provide both stimulation and sustenance in a single, compact meal.

"I got a long road ahead of me, gonna get a sarasota coffeebrew to go"

"been on the road two days and had nothing but dust and sarasota coffeebrew, I'm ready for a whisky"

"after that frat party I bet she was like a sarasota coffeebrew"

by Texas_roadhawg June 4, 2025