Coffee Cow

A common term to describe Brandon “Atrioc” Glizzy Hands” Ewing. However the term can be used as a way of describing ones obsession with coffee

Friend 1: “Wow man, this coffee is just what I needed right now”

Friend 2: “ Man, you and your coffee, you’re such a coffee cow”

Coffee Cow by Cryonix April 23, 2022

Cowboy Coffee 

Making a great cup of coffee in the backcountry is easy when you prepare it the way cowboys have done for over a century. Simply pour the coffee grounds into a cup of hot water and stir. Most of the coffee will dissolve in the water. The remaining grains are then sifted through the front teeth. This is also a great solution for poor people who cannot affort a $5 cup of joe from Starbucks.

"That homeless guy must have just had a cup of cowboy coffee. His teeth are full of coffee grounds!"

Cowboy Coffee by Limerickstew October 30, 2005

cowboy coffee 

4 oz fresh coffee
4 oz Tennessee whiskey

Garrett: "How 'bouta cuppa cowboy coffee!?"

Will: "Daaaaaang."

cowboy coffee by Double Dang March 1, 2010

Cowboy Coffee 

Reverse cowgirl sex before 10am that concludes when the woman lifts her ass into the air before orgasm and projectile shits into the man's mouth.

The best part of waking up is morning sex followed by a steaming hot cup of cowboy coffee, straight out of your lady's ass.

Cowboy Coffee by A. Beaverhausen June 27, 2014

coffeecon 

Having a business conversation on the phone while in a coffee shop. Requires the coffeeconee to look and act more serious than other patrons in the shop and walk around looking for the one spot in the joint where the background music cannot be heard. Also involves cupping one’s hand over the microphone to reduce background noise.

Jane reluctantly agreed to the coffeecon even though she knew the background noise would include more alt-rock music than her co-workers would care to listen to.

coffeecon by Phenotype5 January 10, 2014