To be forcibly pummeled in every orifice by an elderly white pirate and two friends, resulting in the victim being covered in semen and tear streaked mascara. The experience would usually end with the subject gargling semen whilst choking his/herself.
Guy 1: Look at that girl fam, she's peng!
Guy 2: Yeah man, she'd get codylaned.
Pirate: Arrr
A drug that is extremely self motivating for the user but makes you completely unfunny and has a side affect of making jokes that wont land causing the user to get severely bullied.
Codeywana, "You know that time when I when we did that thing that was cool but now it is not but now. Don't worry about it."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.