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To be forcibly pummeled in every orifice by an elderly white pirate and two friends, resulting in the victim being covered in semen and tear streaked mascara. The experience would usually end with the subject gargling semen whilst choking his/herself.
Guy 1: Look at that girl fam, she's peng!
Guy 2: Yeah man, she'd get codylaned.
Pirate: Arrr
Codylaned by heliwolf420 February 25, 2011
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CodySangVA 

A cool voice acting streamer everyone loves
guy: hey who do u like to watch on twitch
me: i love to watch codysangva
guy: who?
me: a very cool streamer
CodySangVA by MindOfLevy February 15, 2022

Codeywana 

A drug that is extremely self motivating for the user but makes you completely unfunny and has a side affect of making jokes that wont land causing the user to get severely bullied.
Codeywana, "You know that time when I when we did that thing that was cool but now it is not but now. Don't worry about it."
Codeywana by Mickelyawner September 4, 2022

codyxander

Time to codyxander that poodle.
Masturbation whilst waiting for a game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to start
webvictim had a quick codwank
codwank by P90Pr0 April 20, 2010

@codysangry 

funny and seggsy person called emily who’s gonna be an actress soon and will play in a movie with cody fern 😏🤞🏻
-omg do u know @codysangry?

-agh yes the one who spammed Cody’s nudes in the chat!😊
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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