Definitions by heliwolf420

Codylaned

To be forcibly pummeled in every orifice by an elderly white pirate and two friends, resulting in the victim being covered in semen and tear streaked mascara. The experience would usually end with the subject gargling semen whilst choking his/herself.

Guy 1: Look at that girl fam, she's peng!
Guy 2: Yeah man, she'd get codylaned.
Pirate: Arrr

Codylaned by heliwolf420 February 25, 2011