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cockwitch 

Someone who makes a dude cum prematurely
I usually last for ages but that cockwitch made me blow in seconds
cockwitch by The cockwitch June 11, 2018
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A variant of "dickwit" in common use in the Northern Territory of Australia. Used in exasperation after slamming the phone down.
"COCKWIT!!!"
"Who was that?"
"That fuckinwanker of a mining engineer"
cockwit by Agg August 10, 2003

cockwizard 

Someone who is a professional at sucking cock.
Rob is a cockwizard.
cockwizard by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004
A cross between a cockhead and a fuckwit, often used to insult someone who doesn’t fuck but still thinks with their dick, or if you just mix up your insults accidentally but pass it off as an actual word.
Why do you have to be such a fucking cockwit?
Cockwit by BrokeXCampbell September 1, 2019
A commonly used word of derision to describe those who could be said to be somewhat arrogant or perhaps those with an over-inflated sense of self worth.
After being dismissed in a cricket match you might refer to the opposition as a bunch of cockwits.
Cockwit by M Castley August 8, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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