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cockwitch 

Someone who makes a dude cum prematurely
I usually last for ages but that cockwitch made me blow in seconds
cockwitch by The cockwitch June 11, 2018
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A variant of "dickwit" in common use in the Northern Territory of Australia. Used in exasperation after slamming the phone down.
"COCKWIT!!!"
"Who was that?"
"That fuckinwanker of a mining engineer"
cockwit by Agg August 10, 2003

cockwizard 

Someone who is a professional at sucking cock.
Rob is a cockwizard.
cockwizard by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004
A cross between a cockhead and a fuckwit, often used to insult someone who doesn’t fuck but still thinks with their dick, or if you just mix up your insults accidentally but pass it off as an actual word.
Why do you have to be such a fucking cockwit?
Cockwit by BrokeXCampbell September 1, 2019
A commonly used word of derision to describe those who could be said to be somewhat arrogant or perhaps those with an over-inflated sense of self worth.
After being dismissed in a cricket match you might refer to the opposition as a bunch of cockwits.
Cockwit by M Castley August 8, 2004

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026