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A facility in Germany 🇩🇪 were your cock will be forced to cum 70 times a day or they will take a centimeter of the tip of your penis.

Shut up or I’ll send you to cockwitz

Cockwitz by Slam Jammer May 28, 2019

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cockwitch

Someone who makes a dude cum prematurely

I usually last for ages but that cockwitch made me blow in seconds

cockwitch by The cockwitch June 11, 2018

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cockwit

A variant of "dickwit" in common use in the Northern Territory of Australia. Used in exasperation after slamming the phone down.

"COCKWIT!!!"
"Who was that?"
"That fuckinwanker of a mining engineer"

cockwit by Agg August 10, 2003

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cockwizard

Someone who is a professional at sucking cock.

Rob is a cockwizard.

cockwizard by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

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Cockwit

A cross between a cockhead and a fuckwit, often used to insult someone who doesn’t fuck but still thinks with their dick, or if you just mix up your insults accidentally but pass it off as an actual word.

Why do you have to be such a fucking cockwit?

Cockwit by BrokeXCampbell September 1, 2019

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Cockwit

A commonly used word of derision to describe those who could be said to be somewhat arrogant or perhaps those with an over-inflated sense of self worth.

After being dismissed in a cricket match you might refer to the opposition as a bunch of cockwits.

Cockwit by M Castley August 8, 2004

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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