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cockward silence 

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.
When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.
cockward silence by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

Cockizard 

The Legendary Pokémon of the Pokémon Dick Version from Generation 69. It is a Penis Type and is 2x weak against the Vagina Type Legendary, Vulvasaur, from the opposite game, Pokémon Pussy Version.
Guy 1: Hey bro, let's battle! My Cockizard versus your Vulvasaur!

Guy 2: Yeah dude!
Cockizard by 420.666.69 May 19, 2016
Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!
cockward by turnure May 8, 2006
An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.
Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.

Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.

Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"
cockward by brentionary January 26, 2011

cocklizard 

Probably the best insult in the world aside from Crotch Pheasant.
Dale: " You are a fag "

Jimmy: " Shut the hell up you Cocklizard "
cocklizard by MikeBrownsNumber1fan December 24, 2006

cock wizard 

A person who exercises all of the powers of a mythological wizard, only on a penis.
He is a cock wizard.

-or-

He is a wizard of the cock.
cock wizard by cBURT June 22, 2008
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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