cockwizard

Someone who is a professional at sucking cock.

Rob is a cockwizard.

by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

cockward silence

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.

When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.

by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

Cockizard

The Legendary Pokémon of the Pokémon Dick Version from Generation 69. It is a Penis Type and is 2x weak against the Vagina Type Legendary, Vulvasaur, from the opposite game, Pokémon Pussy Version.

Guy 1: Hey bro, let's battle! My Cockizard versus your Vulvasaur!

Guy 2: Yeah dude!

by 420.666.69 May 19, 2016

cockward

awkward in a sexual way

Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!

by turnure May 8, 2006

cockward

An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.

Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.

Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.

Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"

by brentionary January 26, 2011

cocklizard

Probably the best insult in the world aside from Crotch Pheasant.

Dale: " You are a fag "

Jimmy: " Shut the hell up you Cocklizard "

by MikeBrownsNumber1fan December 24, 2006

cock wizard

A person who exercises all of the powers of a mythological wizard, only on a penis.

He is a cock wizard.

-or-

He is a wizard of the cock.

by cBURT June 22, 2008