cockwitch
cockwitch by The cockwitch June 11, 2018
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cockrich
cockrich by Craig Foster January 31, 2009
cockswatch
cockswatch by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004
cockwatch
A ho (biotch) places a shiny watch on the male's penis as a part of foreplay. The male may play guitar to add ambience to the situation.
cockwatch by Paul Cropptis April 23, 2006
Cockwatcher
Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.
Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.
Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.
Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.
Cockwatcher by Internet Lurking September 9, 2022
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