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A variant of "dickwit" in common use in the Northern Territory of Australia. Used in exasperation after slamming the phone down.
"COCKWIT!!!"
"Who was that?"
"That fuckinwanker of a mining engineer"
cockwit by Agg August 10, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
A cross between a cockhead and a fuckwit, often used to insult someone who doesn’t fuck but still thinks with their dick, or if you just mix up your insults accidentally but pass it off as an actual word.
Why do you have to be such a fucking cockwit?
Cockwit by BrokeXCampbell September 1, 2019
A commonly used word of derision to describe those who could be said to be somewhat arrogant or perhaps those with an over-inflated sense of self worth.
After being dismissed in a cricket match you might refer to the opposition as a bunch of cockwits.
Cockwit by M Castley August 8, 2004

Cockitude 

To be in the state of ignorant bliss strutting ones junk not giving a fuck.
I say Jane , look at Mr Darcy in his banana hammock strutting his male pride giving zero fucks . His Cockitude knows no bounds
Cockitude by Shatbuff July 12, 2019

Cockwinder 

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.
"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"
Cockwinder by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

cocknitive 

Hyper awareness of the male genitalia in social settings.
Today, I was very cocknitive in the gym.
cocknitive by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013

Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.
Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!
Cockmitment by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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