Cockwarble 

The involuntary pre-ejaculatory movement of the penis immediately preceding orgasm.

As Karen was tonguing my frenulum she felt my cockwarble and got her mouth open just in time.

Cockwarble by Mike Oksuge September 18, 2021

Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.

Cockwomble by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit

That Andrew is such a Cockwomble

Cockwomble by Cockwombler October 2, 2015

cockwaffle 

a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.

Mr.E you are such a COCKWAFFLE .

cockwaffle by RedddlyGREYyyyy February 19, 2011

Cockwobble 

Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.

Adj: To describe something ridiculous

"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"

Cockwobble by RoguePixie July 8, 2020

cocktable 

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota

thats a very nice cocktable

cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009

Cockwomble

An idiot of the highest degree

Why that cockwomble Neil Doncaster has sat on his arse for so long is unbelievable.

Cockwomble by Hairbear November 4, 2012