Cocktography

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His cocktography skills are quite impressive with his new phone camera.

Cocktography by Language Master 2017 July 9, 2020

Words you can keep

cocktographer

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!

Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!

cocktographer by Fete October 16, 2005

Related Words

Cocktography • cocktographer • cockography • Cockligraphy • Coatography • cockanography • cockograph • Coitography • cootography • rocktography

cockanography

The definitive biography of a penis (cock)

"Mom, leave me alone, I'm writing a cockanography!"

cockanography by Adrian Cool December 12, 2008

cockograph

dick pics but alot better sounding

hey dude Jennifer was asking for a cockograph

cockograph by theunknown_06 December 31, 2020

cockography

1. the detailed mapping or charting of the features of a mans penis.

2. the detailed description, esp. by means of surveying, of particular localities, as balls, cocks, or taint.

3. the relief features or surface configuration of the ball area.

4. the features, relations, or configuration of a structural entity in the groin region
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5. a schema of a groin entity, a field of study or reflecting a division into distinct areas having a specific relation or a specific position relative to one another.

I was driving my motorcyle so fast my cockography was in jeopardy.

His jeans were so tight his cockography was showing.

She was notorious for rearranging, in delicate manner, a mans cockography

Her tongue wondered in excitement along his detailed cockography but she could not find his taint no matter much she tried.

cockography by FOJB February 23, 2008

Cockligraphy

The art of writing very sweet and touching things in order to get laid.

John is a master of Cockligraphy, all the women on OKCupid were entranced by his poetic and eloquent messages.

Cockligraphy by easygoinperson March 10, 2014

Coitography

Just a fancy word for how many sexual partners one has had: Notches on the bedpost, if you will. Particularly useful if you want to keep the appearance of talking about it high-brow and covert.

So how'd the meet-up with that Sam from Tinder go last night?
Alright, but he wanted to delve into my coitography after the first round, I told him about the stint at Uni after breaking up with Alex, and his mood towards me changed.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.

Coitography by Benni Venutti August 17, 2020

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026