Cocktography
Cocktography by Language Master 2017 July 9, 2020
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cocktographer
cocktographer by Fete October 16, 2005
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cockanography
cockanography by Adrian Cool December 12, 2008
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cockograph by theunknown_06 December 31, 2020
cockography
1. the detailed mapping or charting of the features of a mans penis.
2. the detailed description, esp. by means of surveying, of particular localities, as balls, cocks, or taint.
3. the relief features or surface configuration of the ball area.
4. the features, relations, or configuration of a structural entity in the groin region
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5. a schema of a groin entity, a field of study or reflecting a division into distinct areas having a specific relation or a specific position relative to one another.
2. the detailed description, esp. by means of surveying, of particular localities, as balls, cocks, or taint.
3. the relief features or surface configuration of the ball area.
4. the features, relations, or configuration of a structural entity in the groin region
.
5. a schema of a groin entity, a field of study or reflecting a division into distinct areas having a specific relation or a specific position relative to one another.
I was driving my motorcyle so fast my cockography was in jeopardy.
His jeans were so tight his cockography was showing.
She was notorious for rearranging, in delicate manner, a mans cockography
Her tongue wondered in excitement along his detailed cockography but she could not find his taint no matter much she tried.
His jeans were so tight his cockography was showing.
She was notorious for rearranging, in delicate manner, a mans cockography
Her tongue wondered in excitement along his detailed cockography but she could not find his taint no matter much she tried.
cockography by FOJB February 23, 2008
Cockligraphy
John is a master of Cockligraphy, all the women on OKCupid were entranced by his poetic and eloquent messages.
Cockligraphy by easygoinperson March 10, 2014
Coitography
Just a fancy word for how many sexual partners one has had: Notches on the bedpost, if you will. Particularly useful if you want to keep the appearance of talking about it high-brow and covert.
So how'd the meet-up with that Sam from Tinder go last night?
Alright, but he wanted to delve into my coitography after the first round, I told him about the stint at Uni after breaking up with Alex, and his mood towards me changed.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Alright, but he wanted to delve into my coitography after the first round, I told him about the stint at Uni after breaking up with Alex, and his mood towards me changed.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Coitography by Benni Venutti August 17, 2020
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