Coitography

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Just a fancy word for how many sexual partners one has had: Notches on the bedpost, if you will. Particularly useful if you want to keep the appearance of talking about it high-brow and covert.

So how'd the meet-up with that Sam from Tinder go last night?
Alright, but he wanted to delve into my coitography after the first round, I told him about the stint at Uni after breaking up with Alex, and his mood towards me changed.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.

Coitography by Benni Venutti August 17, 2020

Words you can keep

Cuntography

The art of capturing the beauty of a cunt on film or still image.

I like looking at cunts, so i will study cuntography, and become a cuntographer.

Cuntography by DonoIpseCultor August 3, 2007

Related Words

Coitography • Coatography • cootography • Cornography • Cartography • Cartography Table • catography • chatography • Chirography • Clipography

Cornography

A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.

Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?

Cornography by Poochyena_ October 11, 2017

Word of the Day on May 21, 2023

cornography

The art of filming corn in sexual positions

Wow, thats some great cornography! look as that husk!

cornography by Robbgt January 10, 2009

Cornography

Cor-nog-ra-phy
-noun
The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.

Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.

Cornography by Cornographer October 4, 2007

Cornography

Pictures of Corn, without the husk.

Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.

Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.

OR

It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!

Cornography by A Bathin Ape August 15, 2008

cornography

The art of filming hot and buttery corn for men and women's delight.

" Oh my god, did you check out that hot cornography last night?!"

cornography by The Chicken Boi October 5, 2016

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026