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Cockligraphy

The art of writing very sweet and touching things in order to get laid.
John is a master of Cockligraphy, all the women on OKCupid were entranced by his poetic and eloquent messages.
by easygoinperson March 10, 2014
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Cockligraphy

The act of performing caligraphy on a penis.
I hate taking a shower at this gym! All these fucking dudes walking around with cockligraphy. Uhhhh!
by Mateo Shhhhh! July 1, 2017
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Cockligraphy

Inserting a bic ink stem into an erection in order to sign an alimony check.

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In northern states, writing your name in the snow with urine.
"Wait Johnson, by the body... this hobo didn't die of exposure! Note the distinct cockligraphy in the snow. H...A...H...A...H... a series of dashes and one line through the characters... I've seen this before!"
by ProZacary October 18, 2017
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Cokaligraphy

The art of forming cocaine or coke into words or phrases prior to ingestion - usually undertaken by retards who are bored of ways to take their favorite drug.
That's awesome cokaligraphy dude - but it's going to be technically very difficult for me to snort the whole of the 'B' in 'Happy Birthday' in one go.
by oldstreet May 4, 2006
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cockography

1. the detailed mapping or charting of the features of a mans penis.

2. the detailed description, esp. by means of surveying, of particular localities, as balls, cocks, or taint.

3. the relief features or surface configuration of the ball area.

4. the features, relations, or configuration of a structural entity in the groin region
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5. a schema of a groin entity, a field of study or reflecting a division into distinct areas having a specific relation or a specific position relative to one another.
I was driving my motorcyle so fast my cockography was in jeopardy.

His jeans were so tight his cockography was showing.

She was notorious for rearranging, in delicate manner, a mans cockography

Her tongue wondered in excitement along his detailed cockography but she could not find his taint no matter much she tried.
by FOJB February 23, 2008
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cooligraphy

that "font" people use, usually while writing notes. it looks super good but still really... human (cool-ig-ruh-fee)
1. I like your cooligraphy.

2. Ugh, maybe you should practice the art of cooligraphy?! >:(
by thatgirlyourein<3with November 17, 2011
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Cocktography

Cocktography dick pic cock pic unwanted dick pic
His cocktography skills are quite impressive with his new phone camera.
by Language Master 2017 July 9, 2020
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