Cockligraphy 

The art of writing very sweet and touching things in order to get laid.

John is a master of Cockligraphy, all the women on OKCupid were entranced by his poetic and eloquent messages.

Cockligraphy by easygoinperson March 10, 2014

Cockligraphy 

The act of performing caligraphy on a penis.

I hate taking a shower at this gym! All these fucking dudes walking around with cockligraphy. Uhhhh!

Cockligraphy by Mateo Shhhhh! July 1, 2017

Cockligraphy 

Inserting a bic ink stem into an erection in order to sign an alimony check.

Alt.

In northern states, writing your name in the snow with urine.

"Wait Johnson, by the body... this hobo didn't die of exposure! Note the distinct cockligraphy in the snow. H...A...H...A...H... a series of dashes and one line through the characters... I've seen this before!"

Cockligraphy by ProZacary October 18, 2017

Cokaligraphy 

The art of forming cocaine or coke into words or phrases prior to ingestion - usually undertaken by retards who are bored of ways to take their favorite drug.

That's awesome cokaligraphy dude - but it's going to be technically very difficult for me to snort the whole of the 'B' in 'Happy Birthday' in one go.

Cokaligraphy by oldstreet May 4, 2006

cockography 

1. the detailed mapping or charting of the features of a mans penis.

2. the detailed description, esp. by means of surveying, of particular localities, as balls, cocks, or taint.

3. the relief features or surface configuration of the ball area.

4. the features, relations, or configuration of a structural entity in the groin region
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5. a schema of a groin entity, a field of study or reflecting a division into distinct areas having a specific relation or a specific position relative to one another.

I was driving my motorcyle so fast my cockography was in jeopardy.

His jeans were so tight his cockography was showing.

She was notorious for rearranging, in delicate manner, a mans cockography

Her tongue wondered in excitement along his detailed cockography but she could not find his taint no matter much she tried.

cockography by FOJB February 23, 2008

cooligraphy 

that "font" people use, usually while writing notes. it looks super good but still really... human (cool-ig-ruh-fee)

1. I like your cooligraphy.

2. Ugh, maybe you should practice the art of cooligraphy?! >:(

cooligraphy by thatgirlyourein<3with November 17, 2011

Cocktography 

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His cocktography skills are quite impressive with his new phone camera.

Cocktography by Language Master 2017 July 9, 2020