Cockligraphy
John is a master of Cockligraphy, all the women on OKCupid were entranced by his poetic and eloquent messages.
Cockligraphy by easygoinperson March 10, 2014
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Cockligraphy
I hate taking a shower at this gym! All these fucking dudes walking around with cockligraphy. Uhhhh!
Cockligraphy by Mateo Shhhhh! July 1, 2017
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Cockligraphy
Inserting a bic ink stem into an erection in order to sign an alimony check.
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In northern states, writing your name in the snow with urine.
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In northern states, writing your name in the snow with urine.
"Wait Johnson, by the body... this hobo didn't die of exposure! Note the distinct cockligraphy in the snow. H...A...H...A...H... a series of dashes and one line through the characters... I've seen this before!"
Cockligraphy by ProZacary October 18, 2017
Cokaligraphy
The art of forming cocaine or coke into words or phrases prior to ingestion - usually undertaken by retards who are bored of ways to take their favorite drug.
That's awesome cokaligraphy dude - but it's going to be technically very difficult for me to snort the whole of the 'B' in 'Happy Birthday' in one go.
Cokaligraphy by oldstreet May 4, 2006
cockography
1. the detailed mapping or charting of the features of a mans penis.
2. the detailed description, esp. by means of surveying, of particular localities, as balls, cocks, or taint.
3. the relief features or surface configuration of the ball area.
4. the features, relations, or configuration of a structural entity in the groin region
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5. a schema of a groin entity, a field of study or reflecting a division into distinct areas having a specific relation or a specific position relative to one another.
2. the detailed description, esp. by means of surveying, of particular localities, as balls, cocks, or taint.
3. the relief features or surface configuration of the ball area.
4. the features, relations, or configuration of a structural entity in the groin region
.
5. a schema of a groin entity, a field of study or reflecting a division into distinct areas having a specific relation or a specific position relative to one another.
I was driving my motorcyle so fast my cockography was in jeopardy.
His jeans were so tight his cockography was showing.
She was notorious for rearranging, in delicate manner, a mans cockography
Her tongue wondered in excitement along his detailed cockography but she could not find his taint no matter much she tried.
His jeans were so tight his cockography was showing.
She was notorious for rearranging, in delicate manner, a mans cockography
Her tongue wondered in excitement along his detailed cockography but she could not find his taint no matter much she tried.
cockography by FOJB February 23, 2008
cooligraphy
that "font" people use, usually while writing notes. it looks super good but still really... human (cool-ig-ruh-fee)
cooligraphy by thatgirlyourein<3with November 17, 2011
Cocktography
Cocktography by Language Master 2017 July 9, 2020
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