Cocksplurt
A word that makes people uncomfortable. Meaning someone who has done or said something so idiotic and you can not think of something to call them.
Cocksplurt by Reddeath9 October 26, 2015
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cocksplinter
A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.
Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
cocksplinter by geederd November 28, 2020
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Cocksplurt • cockslut • cockspert • Cockspur • CockSplat • Cocksplotch • Cockplural • cockslurper • cockspartan • cocksplinter
Cocksplat
the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus
Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat
Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat
Cocksplat by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020
witless fucking cocksplat
a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others
used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat
witless fucking cocksplat by curtis450 September 7, 2017
CockSplat
CockSplat by Masterofallevil September 29, 2004
cockspartan
Someone who has been conditioned by centuries of cocksucking ancestry to suck cock. At a young age, cockspartans are sent on a cock spirit quest in which they must wrestle a wolves cock.
Dudeffer: Look at that guy over there.
Broseph: Dude, don't stare, I think he might be a cockspartan.
Dudeffer: Pfft wtf is a cockspartan? that's just madness.
Cockspartan: madness? hah this isn't madness.. THIS IS COCKSPARTA!
Broseph: Dude, don't stare, I think he might be a cockspartan.
Dudeffer: Pfft wtf is a cockspartan? that's just madness.
Cockspartan: madness? hah this isn't madness.. THIS IS COCKSPARTA!
cockspartan by Chris-R August 10, 2010
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