Cocksplurt

A word that makes people uncomfortable. Meaning someone who has done or said something so idiotic and you can not think of something to call them.

Dude you're such a cocksplurt.
Or
Dude stop being such a cocksplurt

by Reddeath9 October 26, 2015

cocksplinter

A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.

Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.

Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!

by geederd November 28, 2020

Cocksplat

n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive

the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020

cockslut

a female with an insaitable appetite for dick

that cockslut fucked all 8 of us in one night

by h3l1x December 31, 2002

witless fucking cocksplat

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others

used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat

by curtis450 September 7, 2017

CockSplat

1. Could be used as an insult or
2. Define the result of male orgasm

1. You are a total CockSplat
2. You just got your CockSplat all over me

by Masterofallevil September 29, 2004

cockspartan

Someone who has been conditioned by centuries of cocksucking ancestry to suck cock. At a young age, cockspartans are sent on a cock spirit quest in which they must wrestle a wolves cock.

Dudeffer: Look at that guy over there.
Broseph: Dude, don't stare, I think he might be a cockspartan.
Dudeffer: Pfft wtf is a cockspartan? that's just madness.
Cockspartan: madness? hah this isn't madness.. THIS IS COCKSPARTA!

by Chris-R August 10, 2010