cockslurper
One who performs oral sex upon men with great vigor. One who fellates loudly and messily, usually involving excess amounts of saliva or other bodily fluids.
cockslurper by Ryan Cano IV, esq. November 28, 2007
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cocksurfer
A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.
As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.
It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.
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It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.
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cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010
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Cockslapper
"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"
"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"
"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"
Cockslapper by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019
cockslapper
1)a male who enjoys slapping objects with his cock.
2)a person who enjoys slapping mens'/boys' cocks.
3--slang)a male homosexual.
2)a person who enjoys slapping mens'/boys' cocks.
3--slang)a male homosexual.
1)That cockslapper broke the TV last week by hitting it with his dong after the Giants lost!
2)That dominatrix is a real cockslapper; she did it to Random Guy two days ago.
3)What a cockslapper, I can't believe he likes men.
2)That dominatrix is a real cockslapper; she did it to Random Guy two days ago.
3)What a cockslapper, I can't believe he likes men.
cockslapper by Benjamin Arashtanzenbaum December 25, 2003
cocksloper
cocksloper by HAhaFagot March 25, 2021
Cockslapper
"Cockslapper is my OTP!"
"Cockslapper is the cutest couple on Tumblr, period."
"Cockslapper is couple goals." "Brooo, Cockslapper is sooo toxic..." "No, actually they are dark romance." "Yeah, that makes them toxic..."
"Cockslapper is the cutest couple on Tumblr, period."
"Cockslapper is couple goals." "Brooo, Cockslapper is sooo toxic..." "No, actually they are dark romance." "Yeah, that makes them toxic..."
Cockslapper by E.M.O.means:EatMeOut February 12, 2026
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