cocksmit 

A guy who iz being a real asshole or jerk could be described as a cocksmit.

"Dante, quit being such a cocksmit!"

cocksmit by CrazyBeautiiful June 26, 2008

cocksmile 

A group of turkeys

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard

cocksmile by Long Don September 22, 2012

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.

Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!

Cockmitment by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009

master cocksmith 

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.

Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.

master cocksmith by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith 

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.

John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.

Cocksmith by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

Cockshit 

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

Cockshit by currybomb July 28, 2010