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a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.
"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."
by Randers bobanders June 14, 2018
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