Cockshield

When you cockblock yourself intentionally to get away from, or dismiss, unwanted pussy.

I was walking in the mall today and saw Sally; she came up to me, but I had to cockshield myself because she was overweight.

by Yames Blue June 29, 2011

cock shield

2. A defensive and honorable maneuver where a friend successfully has sex with a chick that is stalking you, freeing you up to score with someone else. The need for the cock shield arises when the act of having sex with the stalker will lead to a bunch of bad consequences.

This is similar but subtly different to being a wing man, a cock block and the cock shield def 1. as your friend is trying to avoid you having sex with one person so that you may have sex with another.

Dude, thanks for the cock shield last night. I now have at least another month or so before she'll be back in full force tying to get me to sleep with her again - nightmare averted!

by KeepItCoolYo July 13, 2010

Rockshield

A man who stands to protect others. One who gives us his own flesh to defend those of others.

I have no choice but to become a Rockshield. This is my destiny.

by Susan Dunston May 17, 2003

Rockshield

Protector of the defenseless. Someone who bears the brunt of an attack from an unworthy adversary.

There is nothing but a battered rockshield between us and that bitch... but this is one bump in the road that she can never get over.

by Friend May 29, 2003

Cock Shield

A guy friend that a girl will use to protect her from being hit on. It is preferable though not necessary for this guy to be gay. If a girl is not interested in a guy who approaches her she will suggest her cock shield friend is her boyfriend. If an interesting guy makes an advance on her she will assure him that the cock shield is merely a friend. An effective decoy tactic deployed by women in order to prevent the awkward advances of undesirable men.

"Dude what are you doing tonight? Wanna come chill with me?"

"Nah, sorry man I promised Kim I'd be her Cock Shield tonight"

by Cashboard June 14, 2009

Cockshed

A wonderful person, they're a little dumb sometimes but they're a cockshed none the least!

Person 1: heart emoji
Person 2: I'm sorry cockshed
Person 1: nonono
Person 2: I should be sorry
Person 1: I appreciate your kind words I will take cockshed in pride

by Ebueush March 12, 2022

rockshield

A Synonym for Prophylactics (Condoms), nuff said.

Last night, my gf slid the rockshield on by her mouth, and I jizzed :(

by TIttayMastar May 30, 2003