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Rockshield 

Protector of the defenseless. Someone who bears the brunt of an attack from an unworthy adversary.
There is nothing but a battered rockshield between us and that bitch... but this is one bump in the road that she can never get over.
Rockshield by Friend May 29, 2003

rockshield 

A Synonym for Prophylactics (Condoms), nuff said.
Last night, my gf slid the rockshield on by her mouth, and I jizzed :(
rockshield by TIttayMastar May 30, 2003

Cockshield 

When you cockblock yourself intentionally to get away from, or dismiss, unwanted pussy.
I was walking in the mall today and saw Sally; she came up to me, but I had to cockshield myself because she was overweight.
Cockshield by Yames Blue June 29, 2011

Rockchild 

Is what you would call a dumb person, who's big as a tank, with a brain the size of a peanut, very trusting, but easily manipulated, has either a pet dog or hamster named Duckie, sees things a little different than the rest of us, and believes in Bigfoot, and sometimes goes by the name Cornbred.
Example from classic literature:

Rockchild! When I told you to cut the grass, I didn't mean with a pair of scissors!
Rockchild by Shadow Boxer December 7, 2004

rodshield 

THE ONLY LOYAL NIGGA ON THE PLANET EARTH.
Rodshield He's loyal
rodshield by Mrvakabon October 6, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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