TIttayMastar's definitions

pulse

1) The beat created by the shifting of blood through your blood vessels, a process concieved between the atriums and ventricles of the heart, and among the vena cava and aorta.

2) When your penis jiggles and wobbles uncontrollably when it is erect.

1)
"Doctor, can you feel a pulse?"
"No, he's dead."

2)
Dude she fucked me so hard, I lost my pulse

by TittayMastar June 4, 2003

next port of call

Vernacular used by gigolos. The next port of call refers to their next customer.

Once I finish up my next port of call, I will have enough money to get medicine for these genital warts!

by TittayMastar June 13, 2003

choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.

"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"

by TittayMastar May 26, 2003

tittay

Slang for tit, which, itself is slang. Tits are breasts, mammary production glands of the female gender of the human species, they come in all sizes, but most prefer the larger sized ones as they can be used as pillows or pleasurable devices.

Ur tittays are purrehttay!

by TittayMastar April 13, 2003

Cock

Slang for a large cigar.

He's smokin a cock.

Stop smokin' cocks, it gives you cancar babay.

by TittayMastar January 2, 2007

time

When used with the prefix phrases, "give someone the," "gave him/her the," etc, it means to have sex with someone, all bases.

"Dude, I was gonna give this hot chick the time, but she was a dude, dude!!!"

by TittayMastar May 25, 2003

Killer Body

This is reserved strictly for females.

Used to express wonderment, amazement, desire and a thank-you to God when made in referrence to a woman. There is no perfect scale, set of rules or guidelines for a killer body. This term's credibility depends upon the credibility of the man using it.

"Oh fuck, she's got a killer body, FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!"

by TittayMastar June 5, 2003