Cockrhoid
While my cockrhoid looks rather freakish, she didn’t mind cause it was pounding her g spot like a boss.
Cockrhoid by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020
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cockroids
cock.roids \ n: any of numerous erectile dysfunction "performance enhancing" drugs, designed to pump up the penis! giving quick recovery between many sessions. originally made for old dudes who couldn't get it up, now popped like tic-tacs by all ages who want to party like a porn star! available in many forms most common Viagra(sildenafil citrate),Cialis(tadalafil),Levitra(vardenafil HCI).prescription required in U.S.,but not often adhered to. prices vary. happy wood !!!
Jimmy needs to get some cockroids so can hit home runs with his special lady friend all night ! Cuz chicks dig the long ball !!!
cockroids
cock.roids \ n: any of numerous erectile dysfunction "performance enhancing" drugs, designed to pump up the penis! giving quick recovery between many sessions. originally made for old dudes who couldn't get it up, now popped like tic-tacs by all ages who want to party like a porn star! available in many forms most common Viagra(sildenafil citrate),Cialis(tadalafil),Levitra(vardenafil HCI).prescription required in U.S,but not often adhered to. prices vary. happy wood !!!
Jimmy needs to get some cockroids, so he can hit home runs with his special lady friend all night ! Cuz chicks dig the long ball !!!
cockriding
Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!
Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.
High rank: Thank you!
Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.
cockriding by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020
Cockride
Same as someone who kisses ass. Someone who is a cockride attempts to gain favor of a person with higher authority in order to gain their trust for reasons of personal gain or to show off.
e.g.
Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"
"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."
-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."
Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"
"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."
-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."
Cockaloid
A penis with arms and legs made of smaller penises. Calling someone a cockaloid has a variety of meanings, but is usually used to call someone stupid, rude, or just a plain jackass.
Justin: "Did you see that dude with the skinny jeans and wool cap on in the weight room today?"
Brent: "Yeah man, what a cockaloid."
Brent: "Yeah man, what a cockaloid."
Cockhold
When a wife humiliates her husband under her control, usually making the husband wear a chastity belt while she has sex with another man.
"Miranda takes a big black cock while her husband Jim is forced to watch. Miranda says humiliating things to Jim while taking black cock, now Jim regrets the Cockhold"
Cockhold by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 27, 2015