Cockrhoid
While my cockrhoid looks rather freakish, she didn’t mind cause it was pounding her g spot like a boss.
Cockrhoid by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020
Words you can keep
cockroids
cock.roids \ n: any of numerous erectile dysfunction "performance enhancing" drugs, designed to pump up the penis! giving quick recovery between many sessions. originally made for old dudes who couldn't get it up, now popped like tic-tacs by all ages who want to party like a porn star! available in many forms most common Viagra(sildenafil citrate),Cialis(tadalafil),Levitra(vardenafil HCI).prescription required in U.S.,but not often adhered to. prices vary. happy wood !!!
cockroids
cock.roids \ n: any of numerous erectile dysfunction "performance enhancing" drugs, designed to pump up the penis! giving quick recovery between many sessions. originally made for old dudes who couldn't get it up, now popped like tic-tacs by all ages who want to party like a porn star! available in many forms most common Viagra(sildenafil citrate),Cialis(tadalafil),Levitra(vardenafil HCI).prescription required in U.S,but not often adhered to. prices vary. happy wood !!!
cockriding
Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!
Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.
High rank: Thank you!
Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.
cockriding by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020
Cockride
Same as someone who kisses ass. Someone who is a cockride attempts to gain favor of a person with higher authority in order to gain their trust for reasons of personal gain or to show off.
e.g.
Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"
"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."
-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."
Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"
"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."
-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."
Cockaloid
A penis with arms and legs made of smaller penises. Calling someone a cockaloid has a variety of meanings, but is usually used to call someone stupid, rude, or just a plain jackass.
Cockhold
When a wife humiliates her husband under her control, usually making the husband wear a chastity belt while she has sex with another man.
"Miranda takes a big black cock while her husband Jim is forced to watch. Miranda says humiliating things to Jim while taking black cock, now Jim regrets the Cockhold"
Cockhold by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 27, 2015
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026