cockriding 

Favouring a higher authority so they'll favour you.

Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!

Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.

cockriding by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020

Freestyle Cockriding 

When someone is so proficient at riding cock that it becomes almost like an Olympic sport to them and they freestyle while riding the cock.

Dude Jeremy's sister is such a whore she started Freestyle cockriding me last night.

Freestyle Cockriding by TheCockDoctor March 18, 2012

cockbiting fucktard 

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.

Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.

cockbiting fucktard by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003

cockring 

The ring one slides onto the penis so that it sits at the base of the penis against the body, keeping the penis erect after ejaculation. (for the woman's extended pleasure.) (or mans.)

"Does this cockring make me look fat?"

cockring by ExtraGoodChi December 9, 2002

Cockdriving 

1.To place one's asshole on thy knee and drive thy cock along tis thigh as the one on thy knee is holding thy cock with tis hand flat open. Tis person on thy knee is cockdriving while person with tis asshole on thy knee is being cockdriven.

2. Driving with your cock.

1.Dude, that cheerleader was Cockdriving me last night! She's such a little whore.

2.Cockdriving is my thing, my dick is just THAT big. =]

Cockdriving by Matt501678 January 20, 2009

cockringing 

Acting like a complete n0b, making many typoos and using a shitload of emoticons. Created by Asslixispanitesonfire and Jack one horny evening.

it jsut dusn LOL!!!!!!!1111! :) :-D :-*

HULO ?

R U DERE!!!!/? 8-) :-\

HUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO!OO huhwot?

cockringing by 5* August 21, 2004

False D*ckriding usuage 

A false D*ckriding usuag is when a person uses the phrase "d rider" in a false way. This is usually when someone is annoying to someone else and the other person calls them a "d*ckrider" when they're not.

Example:

(Person 1) Bro legit stfu n*gga you ain't shut now gtfo
(Person 2) hop off my dick
This is False D*ckriding usuage

False D*ckriding usuage by Lebrawn Jaymez December 29, 2022