8 definitions by IFGODWASONEOFUS

LunchBox

When a women stuffs her vagina with miscellaneous foods

"My wife loves to say she is packing my lunchbox , when she is actually stuffing her vagina with fruit."

by IFGODWASONEOFUS February 1, 2015

Bumpyloader

When licking up and down someone's but crack without wiping poo

"there was shit stuck in my ass hair , so i got Martha to give me a bumpyloader"

by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 28, 2015

Deadwhaling

When your tongue becomes fatigued from licking vagina, continuing to provide and orgasm by stiff up and down strokes.

"I ate Brenda out for two hours before my tongue was too sore to move , i began Deadwhaling her until she came."

by IFGODWASONEOFUS February 2, 2015

Cockknocker

Someone who likes to be smacked with a cock in the face

"Come on Thomas slam that cock on my chin!" "your such a nasty cockknocker"

by IFGODWASONEOFUS February 1, 2015

Sausagefactory

where men go to become gay, and where wives watch men strip

"Man when you said we were going to the club i didn't realize we were going to a sausagefactory "

by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 28, 2015

Cockhold

When a wife humiliates her husband under her control, usually making the husband wear a chastity belt while she has sex with another man.

"Miranda takes a big black cock while her husband Jim is forced to watch. Miranda says humiliating things to Jim while taking black cock, now Jim regrets the Cockhold"

by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 28, 2015

FourPlay

When two people are engaging in sexual activities prior to sexual intercourse

"Molly and Ted engaged in fourplay , Molly proceeding to give Ted a hand-job then a BJ"

by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 28, 2015