Cockpit, The

n. Always capitalized.The name of the homosexual club where Punisher Junior, Hazeyamind, and Voice of Reason hang out. Also known as The Sausage Factory.

Who's gonna be at The Cockpit tonight besides PJ, Haze, and Voice?

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

The Cockpit

A General term for a Gay Bar.

Friend 1: Dude where the hell has Lawrence been? Has he still been up his new friend Rodger's ass every night?
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.

by Charlie Badass May 31, 2018

cockpit

Cockpit, aka vagina, The cockpit admits the male penis for sexual intercourse. A pleasure hole.

she had a moist and Accommodating cockpit.

by Duran Duran April 25, 2006

cockpit

Area in an aircraft that holds pilot and co-pilot crew. Driver's seat in a race car.

Slang: Vagina

That was one tight cockpit.

by MoonKnight November 11, 2002

cockpit

A party that is full of guys and minimal females.

That jam last night was a cockpit.

by EmoHatch March 20, 2004

cockpit

A compartment for the pilot and sometimes also the crew in an aircraft, so named by stewardesses because the mile-high club was (obviously) initiated there.

Flight-fag: "<Sigh.> There's a fat couple stuck in the bathroom. I swear, these people need to join Jenny Craig before the Mile-High Club.

Tinkerfluff Tina: "You tell the Air Marshal. I'm gonna' go show the hot co-pilot why the cockpit is better than first class."

Flight-fag: "But,... the Air Marshal is the blumpkee in the shitter and the co-pilot is my cum dumpster."

by Bachelor boB January 08, 2011

cockpit

The place under a manager's desk where a secretary or other subservient administrative staff member would go and perform favors for raises.

Mary reluctantly went into Bob's cockpit. When she was done though, she got a 10% raise.

by Bald Cyclops June 25, 2007