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Cockocracy 

The political power of the penis within a hierarchal structure, normally between men.
Size matters in the cockocracy of the locker room
Cockocracy by Cockcrocratic April 12, 2014

cocktographer 

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!
Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!
cocktographer by Fete October 16, 2005

Cockscrambler 

A very effeminate male who dresses like a very attractive female. Often times they appear as female from afar and to the untrained eye. However, once the costume comes off, the truth is revealed to the bemoaning of any man who falls for the trap. They are usually found around anime expos or any area with a large conglomerate of cosplayers.
"Man, those ninja girls look pretty cute."
"They're cockscramblers."
"Damn."

cockstrami

Synomous with cock, meat whistle, dick
Shannon from Flagstaff wants my cockstrami.
cockstrami by Mario - Mar September 12, 2005

Conogram 

Falsely portraying a bit of admittedly nifty technology as being way more advanced than it is.
Also, something that CNN did to compete on the same level (read: lowest common denominator aka infotainment) as Fox. Lends a news program the objective crediblity equivalent to having Flava' Flav and Britney Spears MC the State of the Union Address.
Did you see the conogram on CNN last night during the election? That was just green-screening. My webcam can do that. Look, I'm in Maui now! Eat a dick, Wolf.
Conogram by JFork December 15, 2008

cockrammer 

one who takes penis in the shit funnel
Troy, shut up, you fuckin' cockrammer
cockrammer by Corey January 26, 2004
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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