Cockmed

A person named Ahmed who is a homosexual and likes it up the ass. Objects may include dynamite sticks, chair legs and last but not least good old cock. Enjoys fisting his own ass, blowing every member of the toronto argos, and shoving empty shot gun shells in his own ass. He is richard simmons gay.

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Cockmed is more gay then elton johns stag party.

After watching jersey shore, cockmed heard that all the male cast are on gas. So he went to the nearest gas station to suck off the nozzle of every pump.

Cockmed shits over tennis racquets so he doesn't loose the condoms he swallows.

Cockmed by SBG committee November 20, 2010

Cockled Over 

When you are walking and your ankle painfully moves to an uncomfortable angle, this happens when you come off e.g a curb or step. This is a Hull word which is used nowhere else in the world.

Person 1: "Hey, why are you limping?"
Person 2:" Well I just cockled over as I came off that curb over there."

Cockled Over by some hull lass 😎 August 27, 2016

cocked ace-deuce 

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.

Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce

cocked ace-deuce by StevieJT July 28, 2009

half-cocked 

Entering a situation without being fully prepared.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.

The boxer did'nt do any research on his opponent, and went off half-cocked to fight somebody twice his size.

half-cocked by moniker19 January 21, 2009

cockmeister 

To put simply, a master of cock.

Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.

cockmeister by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007

Cockmeter 

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

Colon Cocked by DutchScum May 28, 2010