Cocklump

A hidden lump on the shaft of a man ...aka "DICKHEAD" "DOUCHBAG" OR "ASSHOLE" WHICH HE THINKS HIS PENIS IS BIG BUT..... Actually its a very small lump aka. Small penis

Man > smile s at woman and says YOU WANT MY COCKLUMP?
WOMAN > LAUGHS AND RUNS AWAY

by COCKLUMP March 9, 2021

cocklamp

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.

"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."

by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004

cockjumper

a promiscuous girl who switches guys at least once a month.

Guy:You are so a cockjumper,Lindsy!

by tarheel November 30, 2006

Cockbump

The manly act of two straight men bumping cocks in celebration, similar to a high-five.

No Homo.

We won the game! *cockbump*

by ZIGGING July 21, 2009

Cockpumper

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.

He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.

by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

CockPump

A felatious female's mouth

This bitch gave me head last night, and man was she a great cockpump!

by Billy7729 February 10, 2007

cockbump

how two men who are secure with their sexuality highfive.

however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay.
And protection is required for cockbumping a black guy.

Brad Pitt: "Hey antonio *cockbump*"
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*"

Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*"
shaquille o'neal: "hey ryan *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "OMG u broke it! call 911!!!1!!"
shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai"

by free_run July 22, 2009