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Cockpump 

The mouth of a person. Best when accompanied by the word 'saucy'
I told John that Billy was talking smack, so John told me to Billy to shut his saucy cockpump. John the suggested we get Taco Bell.
Cockpump by kkevo November 22, 2005
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Cock Pump 

Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"
Cock Pump by \/\/ February 21, 2004

cockjumper 

a promiscuous girl who switches guys at least once a month.
Guy:You are so a cockjumper,Lindsy!
cockjumper by tarheel November 30, 2006
The manly act of two straight men bumping cocks in celebration, similar to a high-five.

No Homo.
We won the game! *cockbump*
Cockbump by ZIGGING July 21, 2009

Cockpumper 

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.
He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.
Cockpumper by Tigerdave October 26, 2008
how two men who are secure with their sexuality highfive.

however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay.
And protection is required for cockbumping a black guy.
Brad Pitt: "Hey antonio *cockbump*"
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*"

Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*"
shaquille o'neal: "hey ryan *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "OMG u broke it! call 911!!!1!!"
shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai"
cockbump by free_run July 22, 2009