Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."
by D bizzle and M shizzle December 06, 2003
a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.
Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock
by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010
A creature that lives in the cockjungle.
by m0cka October 23, 2008
A person who does (nonetheless it may be important work) less than strategic work, simple labor-intensive tasks like painting, cleaning, laundry.
Hotel maid Jennifer Lopez is unable to get the leading man politician to even look at her as long as she's simply "the help" (a cockmonkey) in "Maid in Manhattan" (2002).
by Pope M August 22, 2007
cockymonkey: Grade A++ asshole. Probably kills babies in their free time. Most likely a decedent of Hitler. Or maybe the Anti-Christ himself.
Guy1: I think that The Dark Knight is a pretty trash movie.
Guy2: You're a motherfucking Cockmonkey!!!!
Guy2: You're a motherfucking Cockmonkey!!!!
by satchman51 December 17, 2017
Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.
Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"
by Merchant August 06, 2005
Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
by Wayne King November 16, 2004