Cockheiser

When a large male props one leg up on a chair or table and thrusts his crotch into a teenaged girls face. The man then thrusts in and out of the girls face, making odd clicking noises with his mouth. The noises increase in their volume and frequency. After climaxing, the clicking slowly stops, the man backs off, and then tries to smoke a piece of black board chalk. The whole ordeal takes place in a school, and all parties are fully clothed, just adding to the trauma of the recipient.

Example 1:
Person 1:"Oh my god! Is that a machine gun fire?! What's that clicking?"
Person 2:"No, someone's just getting the Cockheiser."

Example 2:
Person 1:"I feel so...violated. A large sweaty Jewish man just came up, and thrust his crotch into my face while clicking his tongue like a mad man!"
Person 2:"Bitch, you got COCKHEISERED!"

by Virgil Caine May 5, 2005

cockmeister

To put simply, a master of cock.

Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.

by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007

Charlie Cornheiser

A practice descrobed by "comedian" Tom Shillue on RedEye in reference to video footage of an Iranian soccer team that resulted in Islamic immorality charges with a possible fine, prison term, and lashes. Presumably, Mr. Shillue has extensive experience with the practice, which is named for a combination charlie-horse/cornhole, not a real person by that name

The "Charlie Cornheiser" involves patting a fellow player on the buttocks in a seemingly innocuous manner common in any athletic celebration then sliding the hand up into the junkal region for a cheap grope.

The "Cornheiser" is not a quick, accidental contact. It is an obviously intentional act that involves lingering, cuppage, squeezing, and/or an attempt to turn the recipient into a "human puppet." (ref. professional sidekick, Bill Schulz).

According to an official of the Iranian Football Federation (which imposed a fine of $40,000.00 on the both the Charlie Cornheis-er and the unwilling Charlie Cornheis-ee):

"...this action can be considered a violation of public chastity. The punishment of this crime is prison up to two months and 74 lashes."

In the U.S. and Europe, the Charlie Cornheiser is far less serious, resulting in a fist to the face, a sexual harassment suit, or drinks and "whatever happens next."

After the goal, Tom, jumped atop the writhing mound of joyous team mates, only to find himself the recipient of a (not entirely) unwelcome Charlie Cornheiser that was so enthusiastic it required the use of a special doughnut-shaped seat cushion for the next 9 days.

by Mech-lecter November 3, 2011

Cockheist

(n) The act of blocking and then proceeding to take the cock; an extreme form of cockblock.

That was a pretty extreme cockheist.

by Hesham Balakadi February 12, 2006

Cockhestra

The art of creating an orchestral ballad with a timbre of male sex organs, slapping against their owners pelvic/stomach regions until said symphony is achieved. Bass notes created with fully erect penises whilst treble is created with flaccid ones (semis can be used at conductors leisure). Ornaments such as acciacaturas are performed with scrotum. If attempted please be wary of sexual arousal resulting in changes of penis rigidness thus changing the required pitch.

Person 1: "Hey, shall we create a cockhestra?"

Person 2: "Sure, i'm ready for the bass line!"

by libertin0 March 13, 2010

cockteasery

cockteasery is a term used to define a female counterpart jesting in a sexually explict manner

Stop your cockteasery woman, your making me horny. And I know you arent doing it to have sex.

by OEF_lilpsyberPUNK December 29, 2004

cockteasery

1. The act or actions employed by a cocktease

2. Flirting sexually with no intention of following through with sexual contact.

That bitch is slinging some mean ass cockteasery... but she aint gettin no drinks outa me.

by SGT-D December 9, 2004