Cockboiler

A witch that lives out in the woods and when a man sleeps at their house, they chop their dick off and feed it to them the next morning

Be careful going into those woods, there is a cockboiler in there.

Cockboiler by RealLifeSituationLover20002 January 20, 2023

cockbobbler 

A person who "bobbles" the cock whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the sexual experience. This usually involves the penis popping out of the mouth and the giver of the blow job having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the blow job.

The blow job was okay, but Amanda is such a cockbobbler because she gets so into it.

cockbobbler by Danielle P. March 20, 2006

cockbooger 

an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directions.

"Man, this morning I had a bad case of cockboogers and I sprayed all over the bathroom."

cockbooger by VHS Player Chris February 16, 2008

cockbiter 

Very unlikeable person.

That guy is such a cockbiter.

cockbiter by Rob Sovar August 12, 2003

Cockgobler 

A person who loves to put the male penis in their mouth and attempt to swallow it. A gay man who spends an inordinate amount of time thinking about the male anatomy, specifically the penis.
A woman who can swallow a large cock easily and always wants more.

That cockgobler kept staring at my crotch and talking about how she loves giving head.

Cockgobler by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004

cockballer 

cockball/cockballer - noun/adj.

1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.

2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.

"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."

cockballer by Sir Reginald Chauncey-Moreau October 30, 2009

cockbiter 

Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.

"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"

cockbiter by jsd9632 October 22, 2011