cockballer

cockball/cockballer - noun/adj.

1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.

2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.

"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."

by Sir Reginald Chauncey-Moreau October 30, 2009

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

cornballer

A dangerous machine invented and marketed by George Bluth Sr. on the hit show Arrested Development. The machine makes fried treats called cornballs.

Mexican guard: Cornballer....
George Sr: Si! Cornballer!

George Michael: That's a little cornball
Michael: I don't mind

by Toby Funke June 27, 2006

Cockalley

Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.

"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"

or

"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"

or

"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"

by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

cockbadger

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.

She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.

by manta July 30, 2003

cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.

"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"

by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013

Cockabler

A cockabler is one who is actively trying to get his buddies laid. The opposite of a cock-blocker.

"Yeah, I hooked up with that chick that Cole set me up with. I love that guy, he is such a cockabler."

by Matty VB January 23, 2009