Cockbells 

A Christmas themed sex act in where the male attaches a small set of bells to his testicles. Once this is accomplished the parties then proceed to have sex while singing "Jingle Bell Rock".

Hey Baby. You down for some Foxtel and Cockbells later tonight?

Cockbells by sbb111 September 23, 2016

Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Cockballs Assington by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

cockblaster 

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.

my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!

cockblaster by Roberto January 8, 2004

norman cockwell 

Painting a woman with cum when a guy blows his load from a hand job.

He pulled out and finished with a hand job, painting her body with cum like he was Norman Cockwell.

norman cockwell by Cheeaintlion December 16, 2015

Billy Cockrell 

The sexiest man alive,

No matter the size of your cock, it wont be at big as Billy Cockrell's.

Billy Cockrell by Disappointo February 26, 2021

cockbrella 

When a mans gut is so large it hangs over his penis shading it from the sun.

Bill had to lift up his cockbrella to take a piss.

cockbrella by scott p. kelly December 11, 2007

cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.

"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"

cockballoon by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013