chocaconda 

When you take a shit, that swirls around in a snake formation and has a head that sticks out of the toilet bowl water.

You might have had dirreha but you havent had anything like a chocaconda!

chocaconda by Toliet God February 17, 2008

Cockaconda

One who has a very long and large penis.

A.D. is going to snake that bitch out with his ol' cockaconda.

Cockaconda by Clamchowda October 1, 2008

chocacoma 

The lethargic feeling from eating way too much chocolate.

Jessica was in a chocacoma after the party yesterday

chocacoma by Ciro Damalio August 14, 2007

Chavaconda 

A guy who thinks he’s the alpha of the pack but has the intimidation factor of a mildly irritated house cat. A Chavaconda struts around like he’s a WWE superstar, but the only thing he’s ever body-slammed is a bean bag chair. He’ll talk endlessly about "back in the day" or how "people just don’t respect real men anymore"—despite never doing anything particularly manly himself.

1. "Bro walked into the meeting like a mob boss but got quiet real fast when the CFO asked him a question. Straight up Chavaconda behavior."
2. "Look at this dude fixing his tie like he’s about to negotiate a million-dollar deal—he’s literally just ordering a Subway sandwich."
3. "Oh no, Chavaconda’s telling his ‘almost got in a fight’ story again. I bet the other guy didn’t even know he existed."

Chavaconda by Rocky McSteele February 5, 2025