Cockachief

its a handkerchief for your cock

ME: damn that girl is hot!
YOU: i think im gonna cum
ME: dude! clean it up wheres your Cockachief?

by vivalaklaus August 18, 2009

cockachino

When a guy dips his cock in coffee and then rolls it in sugar. The girl then must suck the guys dick until the sugar is gone. Repeat as necessary, the guy is allowed to redip his cock as many times as he likes.

"Sarah gave him a cockachino all morning."

"Sarah woke up with a nice hot cockachino."

by Cali10888 January 24, 2010

cockthief

describing someone so gay and sneeky that they can steal your anatomy and, at the same time, your heterosexuality without you ever realizing till it's too late.

Person one: "Hey! you best keep your hands cupped over your scrotum and cock, because that young fellow over there is one sneeky little cockthief!"

Person two: "Okay."

by Dismal Euphony December 8, 2006

cockache

Chronic frustration. A source of cockache can also be called a cockache.

Reading trollish comments on my youtube video is a total cockache.

My ex won't return the CDs I lent him when we were dating. What a cockache!

by PartsPerBillion November 23, 2011

cockachino

some kind of caffine drink sold in gay bars.

ya i'd like a double cockachino on the rocks.

by Hooch/Pundar February 23, 2005

cockache

It's basically a literal translation of two words put in one = cock + ache. It refers to lack of pain in your cock regardless of sex. It means that you are neutral to the situation and OWNING it big. I said BIG!

I have a cockache towards his crapolicious attitude.

by fuzija August 2, 2010

cockthief

A man that will cockblock you then attempt to fuck the girl you were macking on

Tony:Look at Jeff macking on that chick over there
Greg: WTF?! He just cockblocked me from that girl
Tony:What a cockthief

by ak47=fag March 18, 2011