1 definition by Dismal Euphony
describing someone so gay and sneeky that they can steal your anatomy and, at the same time, your heterosexuality without you ever realizing till it's too late.
Person one: "Hey! you best keep your hands cupped over your scrotum and cock, because that young fellow over there is one sneeky little cockthief!"
Person two: "Okay."
Person two: "Okay."
by Dismal Euphony December 07, 2006
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