cockthief 

describing someone so gay and sneeky that they can steal your anatomy and, at the same time, your heterosexuality without you ever realizing till it's too late.

Person one: "Hey! you best keep your hands cupped over your scrotum and cock, because that young fellow over there is one sneeky little cockthief!"

Person two: "Okay."

cockthief by Dismal Euphony December 8, 2006

cockthief 

A man that will cockblock you then attempt to fuck the girl you were macking on

Tony:Look at Jeff macking on that chick over there
Greg: WTF?! He just cockblocked me from that girl
Tony:What a cockthief

cockthief by ak47=fag March 18, 2011

Cockthirst 

When someone has thirst for a cock, or desires to have penis in around his/her face.

To thirst for cock.

The uncontrollable impulse to give fellatio to a cock, regardless of size, shape, or color.

In a member of the male sex, cockthirst can be considered homosexual and mad 'mo.

In a member of the female sex, excessive cockthirst can be considered promiscuous and slutty.

Man: MY COCKTHIRST CONSUMES REASON AND CAUSES ME TO CONSUME PENIS

Man2: Yo that's mad gay for no reason bud

Woman1: I have the cockthirst. Let's go find male genitalias to fellatio.

Man2: LETS GOOO

Man1: Okay, unzip =

Woman2: This is promiscuous and slutty, whores.

Cockthirst by Speeding Ginger April 18, 2010

cockthirsty 

what the craving is called when one craves cocks

"mmm, i just want to suck some cock. I'm so cockthirsty"

cockthirsty by RadicalFunk September 27, 2005

Cockshield 

When you cockblock yourself intentionally to get away from, or dismiss, unwanted pussy.

I was walking in the mall today and saw Sally; she came up to me, but I had to cockshield myself because she was overweight.

Cockshield by Yames Blue June 29, 2011

cockthirsty 

Desiring to place the male member in one's mouth.

I want to deep throat your penis. I'm so cockthirsty.

cockthirsty by Henry Leadwen October 10, 2005

cockthievery 

Similar to cock blocking, but it is where the female (cock) leaves with the cockblocker and their friends, not only leaving you cock blocked but also having the female stolen.

I was chillin' with a girl at a party when my friend came over with a small group of friends and started talking with me and my girl, then when he left, my girl left with the group. i am another victim of the horrible crime knows as cockthievery

cock block

cockthievery by lo42894 April 4, 2011