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Cockaboo 

To surprise the opposite sex by revealing one's penis in a perfectly normal social setting
Girl: "We entered the elevator and he randomly whipped out his cock for no apparent reason. I really got cockabooed!"

Man walks by a random girl in the mall, whips out his cock and shouts "COCKABOO! I SEE YOU"
Cockaboo by Cacksman December 6, 2010

cockadouche 

A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...
I can't stand that Craig guy, he is such a cockadouche!!
cockadouche by Jalopyrigger November 13, 2017

Cockmouth 

A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."
"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"
Cockmouth by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011

Cockamouse 

A word used by Lily in "How I met your mother".

It means: a mutant combination between cockroach and mouse.
Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a cockamouse!
Robin: What?
Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...
Cockamouse by Mythdra March 28, 2009

Cock about 

A variation on the term to dick around which means to waste time.
Steve: "I should study for my sociology final but I think I'll watch my shows instead."
Harold: "You shouldn't cock about Steve!"

cockalotofpuss 

A guy that gets alot of poon, his cock penetrates her pussy she shit her self. Later on a kid turns out to have aids.
Katie Price shagging a bird, cock mong. cockalotofpuss.
cockalotofpuss by CockTheMong January 2, 2011