CockPickle
CockPickle by CockPickle October 1, 2014
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cocknockled
When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.
Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!
cocknockled by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005
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Person one:EEEWWWW LOOK AT THAT CUCKPICKLER
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Cocksicle
The act of putting a condom in the freezer before sexual intercourse. Can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both...
Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend is a bitch. You better give her the cocksicle tonight.
Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.
Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.
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corkpicker
corkpicker by psychicchicken March 23, 2022
Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide
A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.
Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.
Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.
*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.
Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.
*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.
Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide by r2kjowens August 25, 2009
cocksickle
Fill up a rubber with cum and place in freezer overnight. After freezing takes place, remove rubber for a creamy treat.
A real San Fransisco treat!
A real San Fransisco treat!
cocksickle by Dirty Pig November 3, 2003
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