cockcicle 

a suckable dick haha

go suck his cockcicle since your desperate as hell!

cockcicle by you July 15, 2003

cockcicle 

A frozen drop of urine or sweat that hangs off the tip of the penis.

After Brandon was done writing his name in the snow with his pee, he noticed a cockcicle frozen to the tip.

cockcicle by AndyBozac January 1, 2018

Cocksicle

The act of putting a condom in the freezer before sexual intercourse. Can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both...

Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend is a bitch. You better give her the cocksicle tonight.

Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.

Cocksicle by SK the Legend-ary May 9, 2012

cockcillitis 

when you have tonsillitis... but in your cock.

Person 1: "Dude, my throat hurts so much, I think I have tonsillitis"
Person 2: "You think that's bad?? I have tonsillitis in my cock, it's called cockcillitis.

cockcillitis by SolidVapor April 26, 2017

Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide 

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.

Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.

Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide by r2kjowens August 25, 2009

cocksickle 

Fill up a rubber with cum and place in freezer overnight. After freezing takes place, remove rubber for a creamy treat.

A real San Fransisco treat!

Hey Sailor, how bout a nice frosty cocksickle?

cocksickle by Dirty Pig November 3, 2003

cockcident 

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.

Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"

cockcident by Mike Beach June 18, 2006