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cock thirsty shit wizard

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A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.
" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"
cock thirsty shit wizard by JoeOde January 17, 2017

cock thirsty boat whores

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The kid of gals the go on Single Cruises. They usally book with Singles Cruise.Com or Vacations to Go. The worst/best prospects come form Salt Lake City or Huston, Texas.
Wow, that Alison and her roomate are real Real Cock Thirsty Boat Whores. All I did is give her a glass of Box Wine. Then we went back to her room and fucked. I hoping to make a "Big John Samich" with her and her roomate tonight!!!

cock thirsty cum dumpster 

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An absoulte trash-receptacle of a person who has an insatiable hunger for phallus'.
First person - "There's nothing you could say that would hurt my feelings."
Second person - " You are a cock thirsty cum dumpster."
First person - " My soul hurts."

cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt 

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The same definition of a bitch nigga or cock monkey
"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

cock thirst

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Used to denote an occassion when a homosexual is sexually frustrated and in need of some cock action.

Thought to have originated in Glasgow
Mike: "Hey Robbie have you seen Richie today?"

Robbie: "Yeah he is in one fucking bad mood, he definately has the cock thirst"

Mike: "I will stay clear of him or he might try and hump me"

Robbie: "I would too. He is one crazy, sex hungry, gay fucker!"
cock thirst by Garry Hamilton September 5, 2008

Cockthirst 

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When someone has thirst for a cock, or desires to have penis in around his/her face.

To thirst for cock.

The uncontrollable impulse to give fellatio to a cock, regardless of size, shape, or color.

In a member of the male sex, cockthirst can be considered homosexual and mad 'mo.

In a member of the female sex, excessive cockthirst can be considered promiscuous and slutty.
Man: MY COCKTHIRST CONSUMES REASON AND CAUSES ME TO CONSUME PENIS

Man2: Yo that's mad gay for no reason bud

Woman1: I have the cockthirst. Let's go find male genitalias to fellatio.

Man2: LETS GOOO

Man1: Okay, unzip =]

Woman2: This is promiscuous and slutty, whores.
Cockthirst by Speeding Ginger April 18, 2010
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