Cock Stand

The act of performing a keg stand on one's cock. A friend of the recipient holds the cock stander's feet as they give a blowjob. The audience counts on every neck thrust, and the number is awarded to the recipient of the aforementioned blowjob.

"Okay I am way too drunk to do another keg stand."

"Time for another cock stand Becky! I'm beating 76 this time."

Cock Stand by basedgod69 May 8, 2012

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Cock-Sand

Dried semen that has been crushed up into a fine powdered substance for the purpose of snorting.

No Rebecca, you can not get pregnant with cock-sand.
Do you think my cock-sand will return to it's original state once re-moistened.
Come share a line with me, it's been cut with cock-sand.

Cock-Sand by RollerBitches March 3, 2015

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Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

Cock sand by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

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Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

Cock sand by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

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Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

Cock sand by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

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Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

Cock sand by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

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Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

Cock sand by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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