Cock Muffs

Vagina

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night

by # Sally from The Valley June 14, 2018

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Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley

Lets settle this with Cock Muff Bumhole

by Evilded December 16, 2005

cock eyed muff monster

the bitch next door with the crazy eye

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster

by boarder1290 December 23, 2006

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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work

i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

Cockmuffin

An insult (or compliment to close friends) substituting jackass, asshole, idiot, idjit, etc.

John, bro! Stop being such a cockmuffin!

Dude, Conner's a real cockmuffin.

by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017

Cockmuffin

A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.

1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

cockmuffin

The act of shoving you're cock into a muffin.

" You're a cockmuffin, well, give me a muffin, Joe! "

by Newblord. June 22, 2003