Cock Muffs

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night
by # Sally from The Valley June 10, 2018
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cock muff bumhole

Much like rock, paper, scissors but instead, the middle finger is raised to symbolise cock, first 2 fingers in a V to represent muff and an "ok" gesture (thumb and first finger in a circle, other fingers pointing up) to show bumhole. First seen in Nathan Barley
by Evilded December 15, 2005
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cock eyed muff monster

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster
by boarder1290 December 20, 2006
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