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Cock locker 

1)A room full of men.

2)A gay club or bar.

3)A straight club where the men greatly outnumber the women, as it is with most clubs and you end up standing at the bar with a bunch of men in a sausage line-up, holding a beer while watching the very few women in the club dancing with each other instead of dancing with you, so you end up going home to your Xbox and ordering a pizza.
Lets get the fuck out of this bar, it's a fucking cock locker!

I went to that spiritual seminar last week to see if I could score some pussy, but it turned out to be a a huge cock locker.

Fuck this chat site, it's a goddamned cock locker!
Cock locker by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
Words you can keep

Cock Locker 

"I wish that bag at the register would shut her cock locker and write the fucking check already."

"She's fucking nasty! - But, Dude! - You could pack a change of clothes in that skank's cock locker."
Cock Locker by Abdev Eurek August 21, 2013

Cock Locker 

Someone who locks on to cocks i.e. a gay man.
Hash: Oh yeh HE looks really good today.

Charles: Ahh Hash is such a COCK LOCKER
Cock Locker by jfj91 January 27, 2009

locker room cock 

A nice floppy cock. When you are in the locker room with your friends, you want to have a floppy cock. This makes the penile apendage appear to be large but not grossly large like an boner would be in the same situation. We all look just to measure up.
hey did you check out his locker room cock for me?
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!
locker room cock by Sargeant Johnson November 28, 2007

Locker Room Cock (LRC) 

An 8+ inch cock, when soft, that will obviously blow away the competition in the locker room.
Elric and Brian were taking a shower with the varsity football team after practice, and when we whipped it out, someone yelled and pointed, "Damn!! You guys both have a Locker Room Cock (LRC)!"

cock looker 

One who enjoys looking at another's genitals and judges their attractiveness. However, a cock looker, does not take his visual needs into action and will only look but not touch. Be carful because Identifying one could be challenging because often times they may use binoculars to disguise their need to look at cocks.
1. While talking to Zack I noticed him smiling and looking at my cock... He must be a cock looker.
2. The beezos don't appreciate cock lookers
cock looker by Bezzos' May 20, 2016

Cock Licker 

Someone who likes to lick the pelvic muscle of a male's body.
Bella licked Jame's penis all night, what a cock licker she is!
Cock Licker by Pelvic September 17, 2015
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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