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cock-locked 

when you're stopped from doing something because of an erection.
after reading that sexy email from my girl, I was cock-locked to my desk and missed the start of the meeting.

how was that lap dance?
great, but I'm totally cock-locked to my chair.
cock-locked by Leebs March 29, 2007
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Cock Locked 

When a person cannot leave his/her male spouse due to the economy, because it would leave one or both without health insurance or for other financial reasons.
Jane lost her job a few years ago, when the economy crashed and hasn't been able to land another. Her husband Joe has become a cheating, verbally abusive prick, who does whatever he wants without fear of being kicked to the curb because he knows Jane is cock locked until she lands a new job with a decent salary and health benefits. Similar to job locked.
Cock Locked by Melhi September 6, 2013

Cock Locked 

The opposite of "cock blocked". When a man will certainly be getting it on with a woman.
Damn, he pulled out all the moves tonight, pulling out her chair, opening doors and shit; chicks dig that. He's definitely cock locked.
Cock Locked by poopookachoo November 7, 2013

cock locked 

1.) When a girl stays with someone or continues to proposition an ex just for the sex, because it's simply magnificent.

2.) The female equivalent of being whipped.
"Oh girl, this boy has me cock locked. He's so good I'm coming at least 4 times per night. Too bad he's a douche bag."
cock locked by Andi W. January 4, 2009

Cock Locked 

When a woman (or gay guy) is obsessively in lust with one particular man, to the exclusion of all others, she is said to have all her desire locked onto his cock, or cock locked, and she cock blocks herself by ignoring other men she could have more easily. Being cock locked is similar to being whipped, except it's more specifically about sex and cock than a relationship in general.
Tammy: Candace, there are over a hundred gorgeous, successful, extremely horny men in this place! Why don't you pick one and have yourself some fun for once?
Janice: Don't bother, Tammy. She's so cock locked on that bartender, she doesn't even see anyone else. Look at her! She's fuckin' drooling.
Cock Locked by PBoy 1 October 18, 2008

Cock locked 

When I guy's dick goes soft while having sex & he is unable to get it back up again
We tried for hours to have sex but he stayed cock locked.
Cock locked by Jojo westbrook May 19, 2016

Cock locker 

1)A room full of men.

2)A gay club or bar.

3)A straight club where the men greatly outnumber the women, as it is with most clubs and you end up standing at the bar with a bunch of men in a sausage line-up, holding a beer while watching the very few women in the club dancing with each other instead of dancing with you, so you end up going home to your Xbox and ordering a pizza.
Lets get the fuck out of this bar, it's a fucking cock locker!

I went to that spiritual seminar last week to see if I could score some pussy, but it turned out to be a a huge cock locker.

Fuck this chat site, it's a goddamned cock locker!
Cock locker by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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