Cock Jug 

A word to describe a male who is hideous and has a big nose, writes poems all day long and loves penis in his Anus. A synonym to this is yoen.

Hey isn't he a yoen.
Wow he is such a cock jug.

Cock Jug by BangerHomie August 23, 2016

cock-juggling thunder cunt 

(n.) A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina, assuming he had a vagina and was prone to acts of vaginal hygiene, and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.

*VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Cock-jugglling thunder cunt is a very powerful term, and should only be used socially as a sort of coup-de-gras. See below example with this thing (*) by it. Asterisk, that's it.

#1:
Eric: Can I have a blowjob?
Suzy: No.
Eric: (sighs) Can I please have a blowjob?
Suzy: Still no.
(Here Suzy represents a cock-juggling thunder cunt)

#2*:
Lawyer: Not only have a proven that although Mrs. Johnson was in Canada at the time of their slaying, that she is nonetheless responsible for the brutal deaths of her husband, children, nephew, lesbian lover and dog, but she is also (dramatic pause) a COCK-JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT! I rest my case.

cock-juggling thunder cunt by Jason Kellerman September 11, 2008

cock-juggler

A girl that travels from dick to dick and male to male.

Wow, she's such a cock-juggler, dude. We fucked last week, now she's stuck on Jimmy.

cock-juggler by NotebookLives April 19, 2011

cock juggling thunder fuck 

A real fucktard who owes money to his friend but never gives him the money, and goes given gum to little bitches.

Gabe: Where tf my money?
Terrence: I aint got yo money nigga
Gabe: well suck my dick then!
Terrence: I think the fuck not
Gabe: well get my money by sucking other peoples dick, or ill have my kkk Nation come burn you.
Terrence: NO
Gabe: your a real cock juggling thunder fuck you know that?

cock juggling thunder fuck by MasterSlayer December 5, 2017

cock juggling thunder cunt

what to call a stupid bitch, when calling her 'stupid bitch' simply won't do; the most offensive insult ever

Rio's girlfriend is a total cock juggling thunder cunt.

cock juggling thunder cunt by kick ass chick January 12, 2005

Shit Faced Cock Juggler 

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.

Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

Shit Faced Cock Juggler by eatmuhasshole August 14, 2008

cock juggler 

A girl that switches between cock every few weeks.

That girl Allegra is a cock juggler. She's pretty good at juggling balls too. Why just yesterday she was juggling mine.

cock juggler by Nickel Pussy October 28, 2006